Ye tab ki baat hai jab mai college me padti thi. Vaise college me meri do [two] aur saheli thi jo ki meri tarah mast aur ekdam top yani ki fatakdi thi [ye “maal” ka gujarati word hai]. Meri ek saheli hostel me raheti thi aur jab bhi mauka mile hum tino sath milke uske room par ……. vo karte the [samje na aap sab?]……. Ab mai aap ko meri college me hamari ek din ki special masti ki kahani sunati hu. To chalo Ladke log apna apna “VO” nikalo aur kahani padte padte USE sahelate jao. Aur Ladkiya bhi apni nichewali “VO” ko masti se sahelana shuru kardo.
Ha to dosto, vaise hum tino hi jab bate karti thi, to usme khas kar gandi bhasha ka use karti thi aur man chahe vo sab galia bhi bolti thi. Sab ki sab tino hi dirty words ka aaram se istemaal karti……. samje na….. ?????? jaise Lund, Bhos, ****, Lodi, Chod, Ball, Dhayla, Ditdiya [Nipples], Gand, Lodo Ghusad, Ghali de, Ghusedi de, Chodi kadh, Benchodi, Bhosdini, *********ini etc etc.
Ek bar Saturday ko hum tino meri saheli ke room me masti karte the. Tab meri saheli Kavi ko ekdam idea aaya.
Vo boli : Yaar kal Sunday ko 3 bajeke show me benchod picture jate hai. Hum tino hi benchod jeans aur top pahenenge.
Julie boli : Ek chiz karte hai, bhosdini kal picture me hum panty aur bra nahi pahenenge… . benchod maza aajayega.
Maine kaha : are ********* sali vaha sab dekhenge.. nahi yaar.
To Julie boli : Benchod hum ko kya, lekin aise picture me jayenge jaha bahut kam public ho.
Fir kya dusre din Sunday ko ek Faltu film me ghus gaye aur corner ki tin seats par jam gaye. Hame to vaise hi picture nahi dekhni thi. Vo din Julie ne itna mast tight top pahena tha ki do buttons ke bichme se bhi uske tane hue mummey yani balls dikhte the. Meri bhi to vahi halat thi…….bra ke bina mere nipples ekdam tight ho gaye the. Mai batadu – Julie ke balls 34, mere 32 aur Kavi ke bhi 32 ke balls the. Tino hi aaj bahut excited thi. Lights off hui to turant hi Kavi ne mere top par hath rakha aur mere mummey sahelane lagi. Maine time waste nahi kiya aur meri apni pent ki zip hi khol dee…..panty to thi nahi……isi liye sidhi meri Bhos ko hath se sahelane lagi. Bhos ko masalti thi aur Kavi mere balls ko dabati thi. Julie ne top ka button khol ke uska kadak ball mere hath me de diya….
Julie boli: Le ********* daba ise…….sali hath se bhos chod aur mere ball ki bhi maa chod de….
Maine bola : bhosdiki ungali ghusa de na mere bhosde me , ab der na kar……
Kavi ne kya kiya malum? Vo uth ke hamare bich hi niche baith gayi aur Julie ki Zip bhi khol dee aur do hath se hum dono ki Bhos ko masalne lagi. Hum dono ne bhi uske balls ko pakad ke dabaye. Ab Kavi dono Bhos me ungali dal ke chod rahi thi.
Maine kaha : teri maa ki **** re…..chod chod. Ghusa de andar tak mere bhosde me. Sali teri bahen ki lodi chode.
Julie bhi kahene lagi: hi re bhosdini ********* chod de re …. chod re meri ****…..**** maar de re
Fir Kavi khadi ho gayi aur usne to pent hi utar diya. Kya batau…. sali ki choot ekdam gili thi……bas tin unaglia dal ke maine use chod diya. Kavi boli: bhos chodini meri **** maar do….jor jor se chod na sali lodini.
Chod chod ke hum tino ki Bhos tin char bar zhad gayi. Fir picture ko chhod Julie ke room par gaye aur ekdam nange ho kar firse chodamchod ki.